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stop me if you have seen this one before.

man buys fish a chinese grocery store, releases it into hudson. With pictures!

jonbro posted over 11 years ago

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What if instead of egg control or chemical birth control (which is also being experimented with) you simply sited pigeon coops conveniently near owl boxes or peregrine falcon nests? The pigeon problems around the Cathedral of Learning have disappeared since their peregrine falcon moved in a few years ago.

By accident, that happened here with bathouses:

http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/crospath/fall2004/cross_8.htm

Eli Pousson posted over 11 years ago

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Wait til you folks see what Ben did to the house while everyone else was away.

HINT: He didn't demolish it.

also Billy posted over 11 years ago

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Haven't taken the time to watch the 9/11 documentary yet, but I'll get around to it soon... While I was home this weekend, I received a copy of a lecture on 9/11 suspicions from my uncle, who's very interested in the 9/11 "Truth Movement" as it's called. I'm a little wary of it, since my uncle said the lecturer is a popular theologian with a religious bent to his message on the topic. Not sure how the 2 topics are wed.

Billy posted over 11 years ago

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sorry about the bold tag. i mixed up my bold and break tags. yo jonbro, you should make an "edit" function on this page, DAWG.

yann is silly posted over 11 years ago

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an idea.


I think it would be cool/humorous/artistic/etc to make a post like this to craigslist in the "men seeking women" or "casual encounters" section:

I haven't gotten laid in a while, and I really want to. I am a 350 lb white male with a 5 inch dick that I really want to put to use. Email me if you're interested.

In fact, I would probably make it way more raunchy than that. And maybe find a picture of a fat guy to attach to the post.

Presumably I would get all sorts of mail telling me how stupid, fat, ugly, and dumb I am. It would be really funny to respost to the same board with all of the responses. Kinda like this, only nastier.

rolo posted over 11 years ago

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markdown? what is that?

i got the peanuts strips from the official peanuts website. Pretty crappy website, but if you snoop around you'll find some old strips.

GET IT???!!! SNOOP AROUND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

rolo posted over 11 years ago

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I am fucking fed up with flash. On the upside I think it will help me get to bed before midnight rather than after. But still, I really dislike staying up so late. for really.

Also, does anyone want any simple markdown for this thingy? or just me? er, whatever requests your all have really. Let me know.

JonBro posted over 11 years ago

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regarding those peanuts strips, they are very reminiscent of the garfield edits.

do you have a link to a page of them or anything?

jonbro posted over 11 years ago

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Yeah, those pidgeon coops are pretty freeking sweet. A nice solution to the problem. I wonder if you could take the need for human laborers out of it and somehow sterilize the pidgeons.
Which is what they are effectively doing.

The reason that I ask about that website was because it was one of the places that I went when ever I needed a good laugh.

jonbro posted over 11 years ago

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