the translation for this job posting.
“We are looking for two developers with experience with MS SQL / ASP/.NET. You must be a code eating geek lacking any social interface whatsoever, and you must burn for programming. You need some experience, but lots of brains and talent outweigh lack of it. You may skip the usual bullshit about “sensitive, adaptable, good team worker” et c.
The IT boss is a mad despot who dislikes free time, friends or other attempts of having any kind of life outside of the computer. Do NOT call to apply for the job – only mail applications will be taken into account. Feel free to prove links to sample work or other references.”
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