To the best of my knowledge, Harper has a brother and his name is Dimitri:
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posted 6 months ago
To the best of my knowledge, Harper has a brother and his name is Dimitri:
hahahahahaha!
"Women approach me...six seven times a day."
[edit] wow, that started well and just got better and better.
This is amazing. We must have more "I'm one of the few normal men in this city."
We should turn this into performance art somehow...
Jeez. Crap. Some people.
This guy's voice, diction, and generally sinister tone really remind me of the 'Ben' character on Lost. I am unable to picture anyone else when I listen to it.
:::Sigh:::
Oh Bill, how I miss you.
oh, so that's what it takes to get laid...
That's right! Stark, raving normalcy! And that guy's got it!
ANW, I miss you too! I would love to be in DC for the 4th this year, but sadly I have a band gig the very next day. There really must be some kind of partymode annual meet-up thingamabob soon, though...
the wikipedia article on nice guys is remarkably full of citations of psychology literature.
psychology today says that nice guys tend to fail because of a lack of passion.
i learned a new word from all this. i've come to realize that my surgency diminished 180% during college. at this point, i think i need a slight surgency surge.
I think a major issue with 'surgency' for introverts is that they often do wish to influence others' behavior in ways, but are highly anxious that others will just think they're a belligerent jerk if they try.
lack of passion....and stubble.
My favorite lines from the Douchemail (and by favorite I mean OMFG):
"You should actually look that up"
It's nearly impossible to use "actually" in a sentence without being a prick.
"it's the guy from the street..."
Ohhhh, the guy ....from the street .
"I'll assume"
He can't even pronounce "assume" without dropping a douche-bomb.
"Matter of fact I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him."
Is it even ironic at this point? "How much more ironic can it get? None. None more ironic."
What I love about the "guy from the street" line is the timing. Up until that point you're under the impression that he met this girl at a party with friends or something. that line exposes him as a creepy guy who randomly hit on a girl on the street.
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