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Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster.

I have this idea for an animation/comicstrip:

Kobayashi and a bear having a hotdog eating contest
the idea is that Kobayashi loses
and then commits sepuku because he has dishonored himself
and all the hotdogs fly out
only they literally are like flying and he falls over dead
with these dogs just pouring out
and then the bear unzips his suit
and its. . .
Barak Obama
and he grabs one of the flying dogs
and eats it
and walks away

"Obama for President"

I think it could speak to middle America as a response to a lot of the http://www.barackobamaantichrist.blogspot.com/
stuff.

slippage posted 4 months ago

hey slippage!

the left behind authors contend that obama ain't the anti-christ, but i guess that hasn't squashed the debate. who can you trust to interpret your bible anymore? really?

i dig your idea, but i think we'll need a more patriotic animal than a bear. the bear will just tie obama to russia and taint him as a commie. geeeeeez... what is the most patriotic animal, besides an eagle? maybe obama could bust out of a ronald reagan suit? that's gotta win over some swing voters.

onny posted 4 months ago

It might just tie him to california (i know i know, commifornia...)

JonBro posted 4 months ago

btw, this site lets you calculate your obama tax cut

onny posted 4 months ago

I say a longhorn steer would be appropriately 'merican...

The first cattle to set foot in North America and the only breed of cattle to evolve without human management, the Texas Longhorn can thrive in country where no other breed can live; subsist on weeds, cactus and brush; range days away from water; and stay fit and fertile whether it’s living in the scorching, parasite-infested tropics or in the arid, subzero winters of Montana.

Hamburgers

bill posted 4 months ago

Welcome slippage, but who are you?

eli.pousson posted 4 months ago

I couldn't figure out how to change my handle but this is Dave from DC. I came to the Burgh when Baron Knoxbury and Dino were in town that one time and played with Jon. I think a longhorn could add a nice element of cannibalistic tension that might be missing from this whole scenario which could be paired with the relief of finding out the steer is actually Obama.

slippage posted 4 months ago

JonBro posted 4 months ago

Ha! I posted this same video in the Obama thread.

eli.pousson posted 4 months ago

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